Saturday, July 9, 2011

on the train....

i am so stressed!

i was at the central station 10 this morning, because my train was going 15.30. i wanted to make sure i didnt miss the train right...

after waiting four hours i realized i forgot my bag at home, so i had to run back home right???

super stressed.
i ran to stabekk and back to oslo central station, thats like 30km and now i am so tired and got such an headache right now.....so 

i sent a text message to amanda and told her i dont want to do anything today... i hope she willprovide me pain killers....

she is my personal hodepinetablett hahaha tonight im ******* you

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Half human, half fish

when i was 10 years old i was a fisherman!!! did u know that???

bet u didnt!!!

i sailed the seven seas in korea,
i liked fish so much that i at one point turned into an eel....

i transformed... kinda

when arriving in norway at the age of 14 i partially turned back into an human being but i do have some side-effects,

u see them mostly when i am dancing para-para,
its difficult to explain but u could say i dance like this...



U all understand what I mean right? Dancing like him... Like a eel.

and i dont eat fish anymore, its like kinda cannibalism to me

How I look without makeup



This pic is from 2 years ago, when I was working as a salaryman in Japan... Life was so hard!!!

Working all day and no break!!! I collapsed after 5 minutes.... This pictures was taken after 4 minutes, before I collapsed... You guys know I can't work under stress right?

I don't miss my life as salaryman, now I can take a break whenever I want and look @ 109 online store! Halleluja for Restaurant Oppkast!

How to be skinny like me

I'm gonna show you guys a lil' bit more of my diet...

Healty, skinny, pretty and stylish!

Monday, July 4, 2011

FILOSOFISK TONIGHT



hey my readers!!! and hey blog!!!

hej alle sammen!!!

idag skal jeg fortelle dere en ting.... i always go to sleep around 8PM RIGHT, men today i felt very FILOSOFISK so i did some thinking....

i am very proud being norges number 1 gyaruo... i feel so pretty and also that the dick in assmandick is a good dick. i am not only an assman, but also a good dick.

so, assmandick... it feels right

i will now show u a picture of the BOYS ONLY gyaru-sa i am in, we are still only 3 members but everyone is doing there best to improve


u find me on the left dressed in green (beautiful color), and in the middle is marcus, and louie on the right, we are all very fab, ikke sant???

i aim on being the worlds coolest GYARUO....

but now its 1 in the morning so i need to sleep, im not allowed to stay up this late!!!!

I think she stole something from me...

You see this Norwegian girl??? This video was published in May this year...


She says she is a little pretty girl trapped inside a grown ups body! And she want to live a glamourous life...

And look at me; this was published in December 2010! Do you hear, 2010!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to live a glamourous life long time before she wanted that!

And this is from my Twitter, on March!

"I'm a fat little girl trapped inside a guy's body. <3"

LIKE, WHAT.

I am really shocked! How can people be so cruel?

She really stole something from me... I feel raped, used and extremely sad...

But hey, haters gonna hate. When people copy you, you should take it as a compliment right?? Because they want to be you, but in reality they are a wannabe!!

TONJE, YOU ARE A TONAIL!

Min fortid........................

Jeg kom til å tenke på noe her om dagen, jeg vil gjerne forklare dere kjære lesere en ting...

Jeg var super-populær før, da jeg var 14-16 år.... Da jeg var visual-kei. Men så ble jeg over 20 år, og ingen var interessert i meg mer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Det var fordi jeg var en GAMMEL MANN!

Så ble jeg gyaruo.

Og nå.

Tar jeg ingen telefoner!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOO-URNS!

Jeg er for sexy for alle sammen, sånn som jeg pleier å si;


"Sprayed my hair. It's now almost as stiff as the erection I get from looking at myself in the mirror."


Sometimes I feel like this guy

and then amanda is like "i was saying BOO-URNS"